imput

1. The usual idiotic misspelling of the word input.

“Thank you so much for your imput.”
“My what?”

2. Unable to put an object somewhere (due to the incorrect prefix of “im-“).

“Madi desired to move the couch into the other room, but the tight space of the walls and low intelligence level prevented her from doing so. Therefore, the couch went into a state of imput on her.”

by HK_Elite January 12, 2010

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Cyan: impoter sus
Red: Who's The Impoter?
Cyan: impoter

by the man, is yes. the game. May 8, 2021

Puter Impotent

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

impiteous

Pitiless, without pity. Cruel, merciless.

The impiteous king decided for the woman to be executed.

by Marein October 30, 2008

impotent bagel

a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.

this impotent bagel does nothing for me

by person.001 March 26, 2011

Digital Impotence

This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).

Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.

These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.

Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."

Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."

by nope.exe October 5, 2016

Impatevator

Repeatedly pushing the elevator button after it has already been activated, as if somehow that will speed up the process.

Dip shit kid kept being an impatevator and broke the button.

by Richard Gazinya May 23, 2011