Not impressed

Not moist about it . Like okay , yawnn !

I was not drowning about shit I was obviously not impressed .

by HarryP.Ness July 17, 2019

comprovise/impromise

To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.

I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

Improvise

The action of using innatimate objects, preferably ones that vibrate, to masterbate!

Maria improvises all night long.

by The locos January 22, 2009

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Color Me Impressed

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out

Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019

improvise

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

by nobody else here September 26, 2017

Impressed

Shocked, having your mind blown.

Black guy- Show us your dick.

Me- I don't have the time, and I can tell by your dreadlocks you wouldn't be impressed. That wasn't what you really wanted me to show you though, so I'd be wasting both our time.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021