illusion

The magic attempted by GOB Bluth on Arrested Development.

GOB: "Illusion, Michael! A trick is something a whore does for money."

by MegT May 18, 2007

Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

by Misfit December 18, 2003

autoical illusion

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.

ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"

by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010

optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.

A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.

by epausti February 21, 2011

illusion booger

a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.

Jennifer had an illusion booger.

by Lindsay November 5, 2002

Kevin Rudolf Illusion

The illusion that your favorite artist is actually good looking. This is usually done by wearing sunglasses, hats, or a very dark and confusing music video.

Kathryn: Oh, Kevin Rudolf, the hot one right?

Paulina: No, it's the Kevin Rudolf Illusion, he's like 40 and ugly

by Ninax9 February 25, 2009

The Illusion

The illusion is a spin off from the ghost. This shall be performed while at night on a full moon this only will work if you have a twin brother. While you and your significant other are to be doing doggie in-front of a window act as of you have dropped something. Then proceeded to quickly and quietly leave while your brother and you switch places. Once you have made it outside walk around to the window and proceed to wave at your partner. She will most likely look around in a confused state but see your twin brother in your place and be the upmost confused.

Danny last night we completely ghosted my girl, yes The Illusion was quite splendid (English chuckle in the background).

by Danny Quaker November 12, 2019