IHOP

IHOP stands for I Hate Old People

juan: Yo dawg, look at that old tramp in the wheelchair trying to cross the steet, lets give her a beatdown!
Carlito: why mang?
juan: cause IHOP mang!

by edwin gaffney March 08, 2006

Ihop

Having a dick that is the same height and circumference as a pancake, often having a similar color as well.

Hey did you hear about Kostas? I heard he is packing an Ihop for a jimmy lol.

by ClarkKentsLawyer September 25, 2010

IHOP

IHOP is America's Teahouse

IHOP is America's Teahouse.

by T-Dog Jenkins December 30, 2004

iHoping

The act of going around from iHop to iHop on free pancake day getting pancakes from different iHops.

Hey clovis we totally need to go iHoping on free pancake day.

by Paul Hoffmann February 03, 2009

IHOP

International House of Pussy

Dude wanna go to IHOP? Yeah I want to go to a International House of Pussy!

by Dr. Smith, P.H.D November 24, 2007

IHOP

International House Of Panda...

"Hey mommy can we get some ling ling, at the IHOP"

by Maku April 02, 2005

ihopness

used to describe an amazing breakfast.
particularly pancakes.

mom made some ihopness pancakes this morning.

by Ashleyx33 October 27, 2007