bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day

Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?

bone idle bastard by Hoo See January 2, 2018

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Professional Idler

One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.

One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.

Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.

Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.

Professional Idler by Psylkr69 March 1, 2010

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Bone Idle

This is the absolute in laziness; this behavior goes all the way to the bone. A complete and utter sloth who will watch bowling rather than reach for the remote. Usually found in the company of slackers and snackers.

Fuck that guy is bone idle

Bone Idle by Anonymous May 22, 2003