iSuck

Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit

Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"

by JagdKommando May 30, 2006

iFuck

A word most likely originating from issues having to do with mac/apple hardware/software. But due to the flexibility of the word fuck, it now encompasses many different meanings. The 'i' prefix itself now represents anything to do with communications over the internet. iFuck(s)/(d)/(r) can be used as a verb, an adjective, a noun, so on. See also iTard or iFag

You dumb iFuck!

Not another ddos, i'm so iFuckd!

Dude, this hot chick i'm chattin' with wants to iFuck me =
Sweet, just don't fap on your keyboard bro

by b1naryatr0phy August 19, 2009

iFuck

Perfoming the act of fornication while listening to music from one's iPod, iTouch, iPhone, or any other Apple product. Generally occurs in an unexpected sexual situation.

Er, hell yeah, I'm up for a quickie. I'm really jammin' right now, though, so it'll have to be an iFuck.

by Rick James, b*tch May 6, 2010

incuck

Similar to an incel, but married and being involuntarily cucked, but lacking the balls to do something about it.

See also: Crispin

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you at least get to watch the bulls service your wife?"

Jay: " Nah.. I'm an incuck"

by Sistafromanothamista12345 October 31, 2021

iFUCK

To use any product from apple that starts with "i" as a dildo.

I iFUCKED my girlfriend with my new iphone last night

by Jonathan D L August 1, 2007

ISuck

An as yet unwritten killer app that makes the phone, pad and watch extremely useful as it gives you a blow job with the touch of a button.

If they were truly innovative they would come out with an ISuck app then I would buy the watch .

by Nay nay 34 June 4, 2016

iBucks

(n.) Money/credit in the form of an iTunes gift card.

Eric: Sweet! I got 25 iBucks for my birthday!

by DontLetsStart January 7, 2009