IPNTS

I prefer not to say/speak

Girl 1: what do you think about the guy that came over last night

Girl 2: loool IPNTS

by yg111 January 27, 2020

icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol

he/she/they who says this clearly needs to be in bed and is sneaking out past their set bedtime later than expected of them.

person 1- "hey you, join my call on discord"

person 2- "icantihavetosleep,ievenhavetoresorttonotusingmyspacebarcuzitmakestoomuchnoiselol"

person 1- "oh okay no worries

by Prisoner Flake February 5, 2020

www.icantusegoogle.com

web site told to someone to go on if that person is asking a question that can be solved by typing in the exact phrase into the Google search engine

Q: What is Lego's home page?
A: www.icantusegoogle.com

by Georger December 10, 2008

iPanties

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.

HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!

by devon_till January 25, 2012

ipath

the newest and hottest skate shoe company to hit the world.

"what brand are those kickz? they're hott!" "ipath."

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Iantos Law

Related to Godwins Law. Only instead of comparing an event to those of Nazis or Hitler, Iantos Law will claim the death of a fictional character is equal to or worse than the death of a real person.

Named after the death of fictional character Ianto Jones in BBC sci-fi drama special "Torchwood: Children of Earth". This death was taken badly by fans of the gay character, leading some to even claim it was equally or more traumatic that the deaths of actual friends or relatives.

"Hey, did you see the new harry potter? When Dumbledore died it was TOTALLY worse than when my 4 year old son was murdered"
"FFS, iantos law! :P"

by MonkeyMug July 28, 2009

iBanter

A term used to describe the lively, intelligent or fun discussions, chat or gossip surrounding a particular topic, item or person on the internet, through the use of blogs, websites, forums, etc.

See banter for the for the off-line (real-world) definition of this word...

1.) iBanter surrounding todays latest news story is growing fast.

2.) Positive ibanter boosts sales of the new Apple iPhone.

3.) The latest ibanter suggests that O J Simpson really did it.

by David G Smith June 10, 2008