incockbeato

When you open an incognito tab specifically to beat your meat.

I really needed to sling some ropes before bed so I opened up an incockbeato tab in chrome

by The Fn Key December 1, 2018

idock

the act of placing ones penis in another persons eye. Usualy out of rage or frustration. Also known as skull fucking.

Jerry pissed me off so much last night, I pushed him into a dark alley and idocked the fucker

by chess007 February 21, 2011

iSock

Eye socket

"Put it in they isock"

by thebionic April 15, 2009

Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual

"Ewwww I can hear my parents having sex, they aren't very incocknito!"

"Oh my gosh I wanna make your babies, don't worry no one will know I'll be in cocknito"

by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

Incocknito

Secretly and/or quietly having sex or doing things that are sexual

"Dude that was gross I just heard my parents having sex they weren't very incocknito!"

"Hey we need to be incocknito so my wife doesn't find us!"

"Oh my gosh lets make each others babies, no one will know, I'll be incocknito!"

by Vagicianer February 5, 2014

icooksalt

A person who is dumb enough to name themselves ICookSalt, this person literally has one brain cell. If someone names themselves this they either have high cholesterol or they literally cook salt.

“Hey what do you do in your spare time?”
“Oh ICooksalt.”
“Yo that’s dumb.”

by Kitchen February 16, 2019

Irockyeah

Pretty much a normal guy who wants to stand out. Can be an attention seeker and a narcissist but he's a nice guy. You can definitely count on him if in trouble. Don't try to lie to him, he's a good liar himself and catch you. Called rock, rocky and irock by his mates.

Hey, you know that dude Irockyeah? He is nice!

by Irockyeah March 16, 2022