I shit my hardest

A common expression meaning to try ones very best.

To overcome ones most difficult obstacles.
To be said with absolute enthusiasm, or with utmost despair.

Tai- "So how did it come out?"

Amanda- . . . "I shit my hardest"

Tai- *simple smirk and solid head nod

by Product-of-Brooklect October 27, 2016

Lick me where I shit

Another way of telling someone they can f-off

If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.

by allbad June 23, 2005

Wiped more than I shit

When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.

Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?

Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!

by BeakerBryan January 21, 2020

i shit love you

A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

by Qu_ge June 25, 2021

I's the shit

After smoking weed and getting high. One enters the realm of social networking with friends and starts a conversation exclusive as of containing the word "I" followed by any other word. The receiver of these messages should replying in the same taste following these simply rules. These conversation may stretch to any point as long as the rules are never broken. The conversation may last indefinitely.

"I's the Shit"
High Guy #1: I laugh.
High Girl #1 :I smile.
High Guy #1 :I love
High Girl #1: I admire

ETC...

by BinaryTakeout January 26, 2010

I shit you not one cent

used to state that a story is 100% true, no matter now insane, silly, or crazy it sounds, "one cent" is the part stating that not even 1% of this story is fake

"i shit you not one cent, the tiger did a backflip" roger said to george

by Insert inside joke here July 13, 2022

I GOTTA SHIT

Typically a term used by someone who is experience a sudden urge to shit. So much so that they require an immediate resurgance to the nearest restroom.

"MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY CLEETUS, I GOTTA SHIT"

by Jaquandious November 22, 2022