hypothetical

syn: nerd

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"

by Grae March 13, 2004

hypothetical slut

person who plays out relations, especially intimate relations, with several potential mates.

Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!

by The King of The World September 9, 2006

hypothetical dilf

Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)

Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf

by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021

Non-hypothetical

referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.

www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com

in a non-hypotetical way, that was awesome.

non-hypothetically speaking, that was hot.

by N-HS July 22, 2009

hypothetically fucked

when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.

i totally got hypothetically fucked last night brah

by b1g kickn January 20, 2011

Hypothetically

To be hypothetical. Being very exact. Always being truthful. Very true, not false. Being hypotheical, hypothetically of course.

Hypothetically speaking, Serine is very hot!!!

by Chocolate925 May 25, 2015

Too Hypothetical

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a hypothetical question is excessively wrong or inappropriate given the circumstances.

John: "Hey sis, if I weren't your brother, would you have sex with me?"
Jamie: "I can't answer that, John, because it's too hypothetical."

by amazin099 August 23, 2011