Hygiene Optional

(1) One step beyond casual friday - Going to work unwashed in dirty clothes
(2) A work place dominated by unclean, unwashed co-workers
(3) A remote work location such as Alaska

Jimmy: "Have you been out to the field office?"
Jack: " Yeah it's totally hygiene optional with that crew - especially the chick"
Jimmy: "What are you talking about - she has most of her teeth"
Jack: "Yeah - in a JAR!"

by Major Kong February 26, 2007

hygiene technician

Glossy word that simply means cleaner. Word trys to make employees feel like they are smart and technical and important when they can be fired at anytime because any man and his dog could do this job.

I'm gonna be a hygiene technician!
Looking technical gangster!

by silvermonkey November 9, 2005

hygiene

To practice the art of cleanliness or to be clean.

Greg: Hey mang lets go to mcdonalds and get some grub.
Art: No way man the dont got no hygiene!
Greg (doesnt ever shower): What's hygiene??

by Nick DS June 30, 2006

Hygge

Pronounced hoo-gah. A Danish word that describes a situation in which people feel content and relaxed. Hygge usually suggest an informal, pleasant sit-down with friends, a relaxing stroll, etc. The term isn't normally used to describe intense activities or ones that rely on materialistic things.

The fact that hygge does not have a proper translation to almost any language, is often taken to suggest that it's a deep and unique part of Danish culture, that foreigners find hard to grasp.

Danish person: Hey, you're invited to hygge at my place tomorrow!
Tourist: What's on the agenda? getting drunk? board games? a movie? a meal?
Danish person: Umm.. no.

by dotanrs August 8, 2019

Hygan

Hygan's are referred to as the pinnacle scum nerds of the earth. Hygans generally have low social status, disgusting physic and facial features and can generally be classified as a nerd. Hygan's have no sense of clothing and always wear the shittest cloths that they had in their draws that their mum bought them 3 years ago. Simply described as a disgusting nerd.

"Yuck cunt look at that hygan"
"Fuck look at that hygan's shit new balance"

by hygan April 4, 2019

hygienes

Any of a number items available for purchase in the prison commissary. More common examples would be deoderant, soap, shampoo, sanitary napkins, tooth paste, and fingernail clippers.

Shanaynay and Big Mama are in the SHU (Special Housing Unit) because they were fighing over hygienes. The unit officer had enough.

by sanjac1836 May 26, 2008

HYGL

Acronym for Hope You Get Laid

A fond wish you give to someone as you're saying goodbye.

Enjoy your vacation in Costa Rica, HYGL!!

Going to that new singles club? HYGL!!

So tonight's your 30th wedding anniversary? HYGL!!

by Dr. Johnson July 25, 2014