Husband

Something you don't have so you'll look it up here

I love my husband

by Bodybuilder October 16, 2020

husband

Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.

Man, that dildo was husband.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

husband

a meal ticket, a female tends to use him for his money...

so are we going shopping? oh i need to talk to my husband first

by supercalifragialisticexpealidcous October 5, 2004

husband

someone you marry whether it is a man or woman

my hubby is now my hubby husband

by I AM ME ME IS I October 21, 2011

husband

Your girls' name for your boy friend.

You need to get your husband.

by mandi18201 November 16, 2006

husband

Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff

-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON

- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.

by Janasmim December 23, 2016

Husband

He supposed to eat it from byke

My husband ate me from the rooter to the tooter

by Kaiglizzy January 14, 2021