husband

Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff

-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON

- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.

by Janasmim December 24, 2016