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Hurting for a squirting 

Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.
Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)
Hurting for a squirting by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

Deep Hurting 

1. An experience so painful on an intellectual level that it causes physical pain, such as listening to talk radio, conversing with Paris Hilton, reading the novel "Shane", or watching the movie "Hercules Against the Moon Men."

2. The guy who submitted this entry.

Origin: Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank, "Mystery Science Theater 3000", August 1992.
"Well, Joel, we're introducing a new feature here today. Here's a hint: Remember 'Lost Continent'? Remember 'Rock Climbing'? Ah, who can ever forget 'Rock Climbing', huh Clay? Well, now, along the same lines, we've come up with something new, something we like to call 'Sandstorm'. SAAANDSTORM! It's all part of a new program we like to call 'Deep Hurting'! DEEEP HURTINNGG!!!"
Deep Hurting by Deep Hurting February 12, 2007

bone hurting juice 

Juice that hurts your bones.
Alex: what are you drinking there, buddy?

Tim: bone hurting juice
Alex: what's that?

Tim: ouch! My bones!
bone hurting juice by WeeabooLord February 19, 2017

bone hurting juice 

The intentional misuse of a meme template for comedic purposes.

The phrase originally spawned from an edited Winnie the Pooh parody four-panel comic about Winnie eating Tigger's grandfather's ashes.
"Dude, look at this edit of the loss.jpg comic. They made it look like the girl wants to take a shit real bad. That's bone hurting juice content right here."
bone hurting juice by QParrot February 11, 2022

Not hurting for pussy 

A phrase that means when a man that is either very good looking or has a big dick or has a lot of money who has no problem getting laid. These three traits are usually never all possessed at the same time otherwise this would make him the perfect male. Only one trait is all a man needs to get non stop pussy.
Richard sure is not hurting for pussy, he must have a huge dick because he is one ugly motherfucker!

your pussy was hurting 

Pansy, gave up. Couldn’t handle it.
You went home early? I heard your pussy was hurting.