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bush humper

In Battlefield Bad Company 2 when someone uses nothing but a sniper rifle to help just themselves and leaves the team to cap all the flags or rush the objectives.
Hey you bush humper, get up here and actually do something for the team!
by Zaticus April 6, 2010
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Leg humper

A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.

"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
by Lior Bar-On April 22, 2009
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Humperdinker

From the game Zelda Ocarina Of Time. There is an enemy called the redeads. Some sort of undead people who when you get too close they scream and jump on your face, and practically hump you. Thus they are Humperdinkers
Alex:So yeah I was playing Zelda last night,and I just turned into an adult.

Steve:Oh yeah adult link is pretty dope

Alex:Yeah its alright....

Steve:Is something the matter?

Alex:Well after becoming an adult I entered the market, and there were all these zombie like creatures. So I approached one to make small talk and the next thing I know the damn Humperdinker clung to my face and violated me!
by BriannairB March 10, 2009
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hampter

hampter cute and cool
hampter is a definition of a hamster being angy or cute
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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Hampter

A very funny hamster on the internet, search hampter in tenor to know more.
Repost if hampter
by Corona-Virus chan#2059 February 4, 2022
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Hampter

The most relatable thing our generation has come to, from medieval rats, to low quality and traumatised hampters. A hampter is a one of a kind, whereas the hampter has the power to rule all of Gen Z humour. Never underestimate the power of all hampters,
Person 1: "LORD SAVE US!"
Person 2: "Why are you screaming?"
Person 1: The Hampter... Has come... To end us all.

Person 2: *Praying*
by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 30, 2022
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floor humper

A Neoconservative. One who accepts the RNC talking points without question. From an advertisement which appears on most right-wing blogs: a muscular man claims you can "master your body weight" via exercises that appear to involve humping the floor.
I knew I was making a good political point when all the floor humpers started calling me a libtard.
by uwg August 20, 2006
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