huffalump

A derogatory term for person that is so overweight, simply moving their body results in labored breathing.

You should have seen that family of huffalumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet! Each person ate more than our entire table combined!

by KrudlerTheHorse January 7, 2023

Humpndump

When you have sex with a girl (or boy) and then run to the bathroom to unload a large duce

dude I just humpndumped a girl last night and totally clogged her toilet

by LLKoolM July 3, 2009

humpdump

The act of following these steps:

1) Ask a hot girl out.
2) Fuck her.
3) Dump her.

Hey man! I gave Courtney the good old humpdump!

by johnr69 March 24, 2009

humpadumpdump

i had yor mom humped her then dumped her

humpadumpdump all night long

by TOMMIE May 13, 2005

humpalumpadump

when you and your mom have hardcore XXX sex and you make her anus bleed.
This word was derived from Bleedus Anus

Yo' mams lest bump in ma' crib an' "humpalumpadump".

by Bleedisious Anus April 23, 2005

Huffalump

When a woman has a lump on any part of her body, and a man proceeds to smell it.

Dude, Tanya's got these weird bumps all over her arm. I huffalumped them and they smell fine, so I won't bother with the doctor.

by grx845 August 15, 2009

Bus Stop HumpBumper

shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.

"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006