Sex Humus

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.

Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

hummuscide

death by eating bad hummus

Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."

Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"

Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"

by connorsji January 18, 2010

Hummussexual

A person who has a penchant or extreme love of middle eastern foods.

I am so in love with Lebanese food I am changing my sexual preference to Hummussexual.

by Bazilico September 29, 2010

Hummus

Hummus is a food that tastes good with Miniminter. Mostly behind a television.

"Ok good, now that Talia is gone we can suck off each other with hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Fandango420 July 11, 2020

hummus puffs

A hollowed out cocoa puff which is then filled with Hummus and re-seeled

Rob is coo coo for Hummus puffs

Mom, can you make hummus puffs?

by J J street 2 November 21, 2010

hummus dump

1. A loose but sticky stool.

2. Hot Curry.

After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.

by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009

condom hummus

To Condum the terrorist group hummus while your getting carpet bombed

“I know you lost your house and family, but do you condom hummus?”

by D. R. P. H. I. L. November 6, 2023