nick hornby

An English male author who writes books about the hopeless and pathetic lives of other English men. They can be very good but kind of depressing.

Did you read that new Nick Hornby book yesterday?

by Angelacia June 12, 2007

Hornbuckled

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020

hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

hornbag

A person usually a female who is a nympho.

Sarah; man she's horny all the time.
Phil; Yeah she's a real hornbag

by [analwarts] May 6, 2003

Hornbuckle

to be hornbuckled is to receive oral sex from a female, and then she proceeds to makeout with you immediately afterwards

"Man, that girl is crazy in the bedroom - she tried to Hornbuckle me!"

"That girl's a real Hornbuckler"

"I heard you just got Hornbuckled!"

by oG4Lyfe March 15, 2007

hornibrook

They are a fabled clan of mistreated angels sent to earth to cleanse the planet of sadness.

"Those Hornibrooks are so (funny)"

by Santros_ March 3, 2017

Hornucopia

Similar to the idea of a cornucopia (which is a symbol representing food and abundance) Hornucopia is a word used to describe all the things that get you randy. Or raring to go. Or ready to get jiggy with it. Or just plain ol' turned on. Could be used to describe an event, a place, or just as a general idea.

God, that party was a hornucopia!!

or

She was my hornucopia!!

or

Where's my hornucopia?!?!!?

by Patches.O'Houlihan January 5, 2011