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Hoover Doover Manoeuvre

An outlandish physical, or verbal feat, which leaves the observer in a state of amazement. Some might say "Houdiniesque"
Historically used after someone has rolled a perfect joint under particularly difficult circumstances (eg. while riding on a roller coaster or skydiving).
"Thats a real beauty! How did you pull off that hoover doover manoeuvre"

Otherwise typically used when watching sport;
"Wow, he stepped one way, then the other! Before you knew it he'd hoover doovered himself across the try line"
by HDM May 1, 2014
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Hoover

1 n. The trade name of the first commercial bag-on-a-stick upright (not a canister) vacuum cleaner – vacuum (1909) ;

2 n. United States lawyer who was director of the FBI for 48 years (1895-1972) ;

3 n. 31st President of the United States (1874-1964) ;

4. v. colloquial To vacuum a floor or rug ;

5. v. colloquial Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

6. v. colloquial Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

7. v. colloquial Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

8. n. colloquial Derogatory sexual term describing a person who performs oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

9. n. colloquial Derogatory term for a person who takes advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than they paid for or borrows things and rarely returns them.
1. I just purchased a Hoover WindTunnel R vacuum!
2. J. Edger Hoover was often accused of exceeding the jurisdiction of the FBI!
3. In 1929 the stock market crashed and Hoover was defeated for reelection by Franklin Roosevelt!
4. I just hoovered the second floor bedrooms and hall!
5.After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried to hoover me back!
6. Last night, Blake hovered the cocaine as usual!
7. After dinner, Nick came up to my apartment and hoovered me!
8. Beth is a total hoover.
9. Don’t let Richard sleep over at your house, as he will hoover your refrigerator clean!
by Webster' Bro August 5, 2010
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Hoover flags

Your empty pockets turned inside out. When someone asks you for money but you're broke, just bust out your Hoover flags.
Knox: "Yo Paul give me five bucks"
Paul: "Sorry all I got is my Hoover flags"
Knox: "What the fuck are Hoover flags"
by Jomez March 24, 2006
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Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.
Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.
by Pooper123123 January 3, 2009
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J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person
You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.
by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004
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Mood Hoover

Someone who sucks the soul out of you and not in a good way.

Drains you of all positivity through their need to be negative and moody. If they aren't whinging they're not happy...which is the irony!
Here comes the mood Hoover, I wonder what they have to whinge about today.
by admicu September 1, 2016
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Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.
Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.
by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021
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