hoopaholic

an individual who continually and uncontrollably puts off other priorities in order to play, watch, or think about the game of basketball.

Daniel dropped out of a college because he was a hoopaholic and couldn't focus on his grades.

by Allen Ray #33 November 13, 2011

hooblahs

when a grandmother's breasts tangle into a knot

"shit, check out those hooblahs!!!"

by Henry (Jesus' Homeboy) October 19, 2004

Hooflah

Adj. An exclamation describing a comment, assertion, concept, belief and so forth, as nonsensical, outrageous, ignorant, unintelligent, and whimsical out of capriciousness.

Hooflah is a calque of the French "houp-là", and therefore a cognate of "hoopla", although distinct in it's meaning.

The French term can mean to "excite a horse" - which is where hoopla gets its meaning- or can be generally used to call someone, as in to get there attention. The latter use giving hooflah it's meaning, and likening it to the term "calling someone out". i.e calling someone on their bullshit etc.

"Have you read the other definition(s) of hooflah? What a bunch of hooflah!

by |23450N December 23, 2010

Hoopla

1. A substitute for "horray!" or "yay!"
2. Another way to say "bullshit."

1. I got a 94 on my ELA finals!! HOOPLA! *Raises the roof* (what i did yesterday)
2. Karen, that's just hoopla. I saw you talking about christ with my son! (did not happen to me)

by TheDingDongBiTcH May 15, 2020

Hoopla

Hoopla, is a term used in exchange for bulls**t. When something sounds unbelievable.

Consider a friend told you they met your favorite entertainer and you don't believe them. You will reply: "Man.. that hoopla"

by CournBredd May 6, 2015

Human Hoopla

A tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing participants. The first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged clitoris may suffice). The second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. A note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.

Steve: Fancy a game of human hoopla?

Emma: What's that?

Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).

Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by silenticecream August 21, 2012

martian hoolahoop

A dance move where you move your hips in a circular motion with hand on your head

I think the "Martian Hoolahoop" is the best dance move

by Alex uwu December 25, 2016