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hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers
Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.
by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009
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hotel mario

Hotel Mario is a game made for the ill-received CD-i game system that has been used in recent years to create "Youtube Poop," a phenomenon that uses bits and pieces from Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-i games to comic effect.
"...And YOU gotta help us!"

"I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"

"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK"

"Didja bring a light?"
"No..."

"It's hard to see through the clouds! I hope we can get ridda them. Get the hint?"

"It's been one'a those days..."

--From HOTEL MARIO
by That one dude... May 30, 2008
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homeless all the time

Originated on Haight Street in San Francisco. There are so many homeless and street people there begging for money, beer, and left over food, that when a normal person who is dressed well, buzzed and going out for a good time is accosted by one of them (thereby killing your buzz) the non-homeless person may ask in an annoyed fashion “Why do you gotta be so homeless ALL THE TIME??!!!”. It is important to add “all the time” because they continue to be homeless and annoying every time you return to Haight Street.

This phrase can be extended to any situation in which another person is being incessantly annoying or pestering you for the same thing, ALL THE TIME!
Example #1 You are walking down Haight Street and you see a man with a “why lie I need a beer sign” and he accosts you and asks for your change. You say “Man, you are here every day asking for beer money, you should get a job! Why do you have to be so homeless ALL THE TIME???

Example #2
Person 1: Dude, can I borrow $10 dollars?
Person 2: Dude! You ask me for money every time I see you, why do you gotta be so homeless all the time?!
by justaperson888 August 2, 2010
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Hotel

¿Hotel? Trivago.
by uddef April 18, 2017
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Hotel Lobby

A euphimism for "mind your own business". Mainly used by bros who can't speak on something their friend did without breaking the bro code. Originated from people on vacation who saw others (mainly those on business trips) in the hotel lobby engaging in behaviour that they most likely would not want anyone knowing about (particularly their spouses/families).
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.

Example 2:

Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.
by TrapstarK September 6, 2021
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Twins Hotel

Twins Hotel is in the very heart of Hanoi, between the Old Quarter and ancient Temple of Literature. It offers affordable luxury accommodation and insghts into everyday life in Hanoi. Twins Hotel is nearby St. Joseph Cathedral and a short drive to many architectural and cultural attractions as well as business centres.
I really like drinking hot Rosie Lee at the pavement stands by the frog and toads in Hanoi. And I sat there, sipping at my Rosie Lee, and sometimes, I could hear news from the fellow drinkers and their comments on the social issues. I do think their comments and points of view on a given issue are good and useful for me but are sometimes bunk, and truly reflects their own views and factoids on that issue. Well, from my point of view, I do think that creates which is the so-called “variety is the spice of life”. In the UK-based Hyde park, there is a place called “Speakers’ Corner” where public speaking, debates and discussions take place and not to be out done, there are a lots of “Speakers’ Corner” on every corner and pavements in Hanoi. I think it’s much more democracy in Vietnam than in the UK. That activity is so popular in Hanoi, which leaves a long-lasting impression on me for sure. I will stay at Twins Hotel next time.
by Quan Cao Tien November 11, 2010
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Tokio Hotel Family

A group of Tokio Hotel fans, mainly on Yahoo!Answers, who love the German Band Tokio Hotel.

The 'Tokio Hotel Family' mainly share news, polls and surveys and opinions about the band.

Mainly being girls, they talk about the amazing smexyness of Bill, Tom, Georg and Gustav, leaving out male members of the Tokio Hotel Family.
▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: I love TH! Bill is so cute!

CallistoIsInDollaBillsCloset: Me too I love him!

DOLLA BILL IS IN CALISTOS CLOSET: I'm a guy...

▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: How come you're the only guy in the Tokio Hotel Family?
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