Homer

the patriarch of The Simpsons funnier more for his more recent stupidity than his classic catch phrases.

"Homer's Odyssey? Is this about the time i rented that minivan?"

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003

Homer

A sports official that is blatently calling games for the home team. Typically found in high school and ametuer sporting events.

"I can't believe that ref called him for ruffing the passer. He didn't even touch him!"

"Yeah, that ref is a total homer!"

by k. jordan August 3, 2007

A Homer

A person who is unable to find a significant other, or is exceptionally close to being in a relationship but fucks up for cowardly behavior.

Joseph quit pulling A Homer, just text her

by that_cheverlet_i_cant_afford December 17, 2018

Homer

A small, simple town in Claiborne Parish, Louisiana, where people are just a different breed, commonly referred to as Little Shreveport , also home to America’s Police Department

“Hey man I tell ya what, that little bastard is as crazy as some Homer, Louisiana people”
Person from any other town in Claiborne Parish: “Man I heard 2 gunshots last night”
Homer people: “damn glad things stayed quiet for y’all”

by TrevChach February 24, 2020

Homer

Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.

"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Homer

(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.

I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day!

by G-Union August 16, 2003

Homer

Noun; American bonehead
To pull a Homer: To suceed despite idiocy.

Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop.
"Looks like I pulled a Homer!"

by The Fat Emu May 21, 2003