1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult
2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.
2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.
2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
Get the dick holstermug. by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003
Get the Cock Holstermug. US Army slang for the human mouth.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.
*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
Get the cock-holstermug. Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!
by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016
Get the bean holstermug. 
by NickTheDick420 March 23, 2009
Get the hotdog holstermug. by Jaggo March 23, 2004
Get the shit holstermug.