Holbrook Derailment

When a woman is having anal sex with multiple partners and she accidentally shats on the schlong of the last man standing.

Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. Got there late had to be the caboose. As I was leaving the station she dropped a log on my iron horse.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment.

by Merle’s Mom June 15, 2024

Holbrook

Holbrook: A God of sex. Well known for his monster-sized penis. He is intelligent, smart, charming. He gets about any girl he wants. Don’t worry about bringing your girl around him chances are he has already had her once or twice. He is loyal to his friends. A born leader that never treats anyone like they are beneath him. However, this type of a man demands respect. No one crosses him twice. He handles his business.

Holbrook: Don’t do your friend wrong or he may Holbrook your ass.

by Callinitlikeiseeit January 26, 2024

Holbrook cock

When a foreskin has become completely rotten from years of not washing it

“Jesus Christ that smells like my dead nan, first sign of Holbrook cock”

by Tom100000 March 9, 2023

Gabrielle Holbrook

The sun that shines on my face in the comfort of a blistering winter day, the fuel to keep my heart beating, the warmth of hot cocoa in my hands after playing in the snow, the feeling of rain drops pattering on my skin, the light of my life.

Elle, you have impacted me through ways you don’t even know about. My love for you grows as frequently as the cells in my body reconstruct. -Grace

Boy: what do you mean when you say you have the feeling of Gabrielle Holbrook

Girl: I mean that I will never grow tired of saying “I love you”

by [e-mail] November 28, 2021