Hoffert

body resemblance of a gumball machine.

Hoffert projects gumballs through double chin.

by Maragumball April 7, 2009

Hogfed

When your Uncledaddy is so big he looks like a fed hog.

The manager at Golden Corral told Larry to take his Hogfed ass back home.

by streacharmstrong July 16, 2019

hoffee

a racist, possible homophobic gigachad.
secretly gay.

"oh my god did you see leodard over there, hes such a hoffee'

by hoffee fanpage June 21, 2022

Huffed

the act of drinking way too much and then smoking way too much weed and then throwing up everywhere

"oh man i got so huffed last night!"

by jackay5 March 16, 2009

hoffer's girlfriend

one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.

man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night

by theo May 7, 2003

Dustin Hoffer

The gayest kid ever who skips gym class to play world of warcraft.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.

A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.

Wow he is such a Dustin Hoffer

by mac merritt October 14, 2011

Caitlin van Hoffen

Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!

wow I wish I had Caitlin van Hoffen as my bff!

by randomrandomcool August 23, 2011