hoedown

(n.) What a police officer says on his radio after encountering an injured or dead prostitute.

"Unit 3 - we have a hoedown! Clear?"

by Rob Porter January 3, 2009

HoeWorker

A person at your workplace who sleeps around with everyone.

Jenn slept with everyone in the office. They gusy love working with a HoeWorker.

by Martyskillz April 16, 2009

Hodorphile

One who is obsessed, or has great interest in, the occurrences and activities of the character Hodor from the Game of Thrones Universe. Hodorphiles have been know to communicate entirely with the word "hodor." If written, meaning and intent is derived from specific placement of emojis, sentence structure, and capitalization. If spoken, careful attention must be paid to voice inflection and facial expression, much as animals interpret human speech.

Dude, Andy is such a Hodorphile. He only watches episodes that have Hodor in them.

by Icarus29 April 28, 2014

hoedown piss

a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.

when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.

most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants

I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.

(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)

Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.

Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

The hordor

This is a sexual move which involves the male jumping upon the females back in order to perform sex. Bonus points awarded if you enter through her whore door (the anus)

I gave bran the hordor last night, he loved it

by Camy25695 October 25, 2015