hoecake

Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.

Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!

by shizzle_bot November 9, 2004

hoecake

See poptart.

See poptart.

by Tisha Cook April 1, 2003

hoecake

Someone who cracks a dirty joke that wasn't even remotely funny.

Kaite-"Hmm, I think I'll go shopping today."
Alec-"That's what she said!"
Kaite-"Alec, your acting like such a hoecake."

by HolyCupcakes;; December 19, 2008

Hoecake

A sweet nice person but you still a hoe ..

Yeah bae u wool and shit but you a hoecake str8 up #facts

by Twin1215 March 14, 2018

Hoecakes

A snack for women considered Hoes

“HOECAKES? Yeah Hoes got to Eat Too!

by BigMp June 17, 2025