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hobosexual

were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food
Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid?
Meagan: He's a hobosexual.
by Mea.gan January 3, 2008
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Someone that likes to get sexual with hobos. This event usually takes place in the hobo's house. (AKA a cardboard box.)
1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual.
2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual!
by Hobobobo January 20, 2008
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Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.
<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007
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a human that is a hobo, and/or resembles one
That hobosexual grows nice apples.
by Michael Bordelon September 30, 2008
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A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.
He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.
by Dr. Luv January 4, 2008
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A person, usually homeless, who is not necessarily straight or homosexual, just desperate. Not in relation to the song, it was developed after noticing that although no one of a socially 'normal' status would hit on him, the homeless population seemed to love Rabbit. Hobosexuals are basically just desperate for affection.
Hahaha! Did you see that hobosexual hit on Rabbit? I can't believe he took him up on it! What a bellend!
by Smackababy September 11, 2007
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A species much like the more common "bagwhore" the hobosexual is known for coming into a neighborhood and running through it like a case of Ebola hitting the African countryside, trading usage of their deadfish-like vagina in exchange for somewhere to dwell. Out of a intentional lack of respect for the bitch, they are usually allowed little more that a few feet of cover under a carport or at best half of a 2'*2' storage closet, a situation that will last no longer than 2 days usually, rarely last past that and never known to be more that a week before they are bounced in a mildly humiliating fashion...acting totally in shock of being ejected they quickly grab as much of the homeowners belongings as possible on the way out, usually being as loud as possible in yelling about how the items had been stolen from them by homeowner.
Dude , I totally messed up now. I needed to get laid and fell victim to that one chick that's been kicking it around the hood lately, that Jennifer girl...turns out she ain't shit but some hobosexual, and to top it all off, she's a horrible lay and ended up taking the family jewels when i kicked her out
by jimjones, omnibeing April 16, 2017
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