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hobosexual

were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food
Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid?
Meagan: He's a hobosexual.
by Mea.gan January 3, 2008
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hobosexual

Someone that likes to get sexual with hobos. This event usually takes place in the hobo's house. (AKA a cardboard box.)
1. Lindsay K is a total hobosexual.
2. That guy looks like a total hobosexual!
by Hobobobo January 20, 2008
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hobosexual

Men who date homeless women thinking they will have easy love for giving them food and shelter. The women usually leave the relationship when they find the man is flaky.
<friend1> Why is your your brother always dating those scummy women?
<friend2> He's a hobosexual.
by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007
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hobosexual

a human that is a hobo, and/or resembles one
That hobosexual grows nice apples.
by Michael Bordelon September 30, 2008
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hobosexual

A metrosexual who doesn't have any money.
He could be a metrosexual instead of a hobosexual IF he had a job.
by Dr. Luv January 4, 2008
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hobosexual

A person, usually homeless, who is not necessarily straight or homosexual, just desperate. Not in relation to the song, it was developed after noticing that although no one of a socially 'normal' status would hit on him, the homeless population seemed to love Rabbit. Hobosexuals are basically just desperate for affection.
Hahaha! Did you see that hobosexual hit on Rabbit? I can't believe he took him up on it! What a bellend!
by Smackababy September 11, 2007
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hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), but sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.
" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"
by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017
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