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hoblow

Arguably the most favorable (and often cheapest) type of blow job, a "hoblow" is head administered by a toothless and particularly boozed-up vagrant.
After getting repeatedly shot down at the bar, and not wanting to face further embarrassment, Dan's nightly means of sexual satiation veered quickly towards Henry the Hobo's "special" nickel hoblows.
by Erico Suave December 28, 2007
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Homolord

The homolord is the fictional king of all homosexuals in the universe. He who holds the tripple h hammer is said to be the Homolord.
by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004
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hoboloaf

Hoboloaf is a strange substance made from butter, flour, salt, and sugar, and is then baked in the oven till hard as a rock. Hoboloaf is mostly used as a substitue for sustanence by malnourished young bachelors with little to no income.
Brendan is tired of eating rice. He has to eat hoboloaf.
by Littlish One December 11, 2007
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hoboblogger

someone who hasn't blogged for a VERY long time, tempting others to remove him/her from their blogrolls.
"what the heck happened to amanda? she hasn't posted in months."

"she's become a hoboblogger."
by geekjive April 21, 2005
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emo hobocore

"Emotional Hobocore" was created by Jeph Jacques of "Questionable Content" fame. In refrence to emo bands that have $90 haircuts, but have so many problems they simply have to put it into written form. Hobocore would be the pinnicle of the movement, as being a hobo would be one who has no job or money and is therefore sorrowful. Emo Hobocore will be the new pop punk.
"That kid is so Emo Hobocore"
"No, thats a real hobo, look, he's peeing on our dog"
by c1utch January 16, 2005
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hobotomy

any surgical procedure that is practiced on a hobo, prior to a real person, in order to protect the safety of mankind.
this woman needs breast implants, better do a hobotomy first.
by soopadickman November 26, 2003
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hobocop

A homeless person, or hobo, who performs oral sex on police officers in return for being arrested so they can spend the night in a warm jail cell.
Murphy got sick of getting rained on so he went all hobocop! "Dead or alive, you're coming in me!"
by Homeless Joe September 20, 2007
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