ho-most

Describes the borderline gay things a straight man says, does, watches, or thinks. Someone who may not be a homo, but almost.

"James is watching the Bachelor"

"Is he Gay?"

"No, but he is Ho-most"

by Flyn Hawaiin January 16, 2010

ho monger

n. someone who is not attractive yet posts really provacative pictures of themself all over their fucking myspace

"I knew that bitch was ugly, but after seeing her pic on myspace, I guess that ho monger is pretty damn stupid too"

by kiki rumslug July 16, 2008

Bitchass-ho-motherfucker

It's the full package of the defenition of a ho, someone who keeps disapointing you.

Tobias: Hee bonita tonight party at my place

Ho: No, I can't I'm gonna hang out on the street

Tobias: Bitchass-ho-motherfucker!!

by stokstaaf October 22, 2009

Ho Mosexual

A woman who relentlessly pursues gay men with the hopes of getting them to "Change Teams".

Look at the way Jane is rubbing all up on John over there trying to get with him. I guess him kissing dudes all night made her think he wasnt a poof. Shes such a Ho Mosexual

by JEFF BEAM October 25, 2012

Ho Mole

ho mole | (hō mōlē) | noun | slang

A blind prostitute, whore, skank, sleaze, or slut.

Hey ho mole, my cock is over here.

by KadV October 18, 2008

Hi Ho Mongolian Grill

The best dang place to eat in Peoria, IL!
Food
Grilled
Perfection

Fat girl #1: Hey ya wanna go eat until we can't move?
Fat girl #2: Hells yeah! Lets go to Hi Ho Mongolian Grill and get the all you can eat!!
Fat girl #1: Awesome! Lets go!!

by Lynnz May 3, 2008

Ho-mohawk

When one gets his hair cut in a mohawk but can't pull it off. Also used by people trying to get attention. Sometimes referred to as a fauxhawk, with the 'f' standing for fag.

Guy 1: Why does Mike look different today? I have a sudden urge to punch him in the face.

Guy 2: Oh, he got a Ho-mohawk over the weekend.

by usa=hideandseekchamps May 26, 2011