hired goon

A person employed hired by a client to operate as a third party as a way to indirectly perform criminal acts such as theft, murder, extortion and intimidation.

Referenced in several episodes of The Simpsons, the hired goon is large and intimidating, but often lacks wit and intelligence.

"I prefer the hands-on touch you can only get with hired goons" - Mr. Burns ,'Last Exit to Springfield' (1993)

by Senpai Andre April 7, 2016

Hired

To be high and tired at the same time.

"I'm mad hired son!"
"I'm hired dude."

by No1_Hater March 18, 2008

private hire

Taxi service.

Hey let’s call up the private hire so we can waste money!

by hejdndndn December 10, 2018

hireys

English Currency. Money

" I wanted tae get rotten but I've no got dae Hireys "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Hiresh

Hiresh is a intelegant man who would get a sexy girl. He has an iq of 100000 and is very cool and smart.

Hiresh is a cool dude who is a play boy.

by Hiresh March 30, 2021

Hiren

1) To be ultra angry. So angry in fact that your anger could power a city. 2) A hacker/cheater in video games. Screen peeks alot. 3) Can also spread kindness and cheer and can be a great friend no matter how angry or how much cheating he is doing

1) Why are you such a Hiren! Calm down! 2) Quite being a Hiren and stop hacking! 3) You're such a great Hiren :)

by Macmon33 October 1, 2011

Hired

A covert combination of the words 'high' and 'tired', for use around mixed company.

Guy #1: Hey man, I got hired yesterday and passed out in my neighbor's hedge.
Guy #2: I don't see how getting hired had anything to do with passing ou- OH, gotcha.

by Doug the Shrug August 2, 2010