Hillbilly baby wipe 

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.

“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”

Hillbilly baby wipe by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021

Hillbilly Deathride 

Hillbilly Deathride is a term eventually used as a band name for a heavy metal group out of Charleston, WV.

Meaning: A journey (or ride) characterized by the irresponsibility of the hillbilly lifestyle, ending in death.

The band 'Hillbilly Deathride' played hundreds of shows between 2004 and 2007, developing a substantial following in southern WV and eventually recording an as yet unreleased album, but appearing occasionally at special events.

The band is known for covering obscure songs in a 'screaming metal' format and playing inebriated to intimate crowds long past closing time.

Billy Bob's life was a Hillbilly Deathride since he started using drugs and eventually died.

"I can't wait for the Hillbilly Deathride cd to come out!"

Hillbilly Deathride by cpl jones January 13, 2013

Hillbilly Bagel 

A Krispy Kreme doughnut. Not a KK style doughnut, but an actual risen, fried, and run through a shower of sugar doughnut right off the production line at an authorized Krispy Kreme shop. No other will do. Originated in Winston-Salem, NC at the foot of the Appalachian mountains. Hence the name: hillbilly bagel.

Let’s do get a dunkin donut! No way, I need a hillbilly bagel from Krispy Kreme. My teeth may have already fallen out, but I’ve still got my sweet tooth firmly in place.

Hillbilly Bagel by smalljones August 23, 2020

Hillbilly whorehouse 

A brothel that is run by a hillbilly male wherein he pimps out all of his direct female relatives including his mother, wives and daughters to other hillbilly's(male relatives get preference). Hillbilly whorehouses are widespread throughout the southern states of America and are known to be incest hot-spots as well as fronts for moonshine running.

Travis: "Damn Pa, ma rode me like a rodeo horse at the hillbilly whorehouse last night".

Pa: "If ya think your mamma's good you gotta try your sister Tiffany she had me groaning like a nascar engine".

Hillbilly whorehouse by longshlongsilver June 29, 2013

Hillbilly love 

A Pornographic film starring the famous hill billy pornstar William Morgan. It is about an Air Conditioner repairman whom gets fired from his job for smoking crack on the job. The man then starts a career selling pictures on the internet of him and his Filipino girlfriend having sex with varies barnyard animals. The man then makes it big in the porn industry and begins to do Gay porn. By the end of the movie he figures out that his true passion lies in having sex with animals on camera.

Dude, last nigh I saw that movie Hillbilly Love starring Will "the rappist" Morgan. It was about him and his chick doing barn yard animals. I came to that movie like five times. After that, I played some Halo.

Hillbilly love by Rabbi Judish November 28, 2006

hillbilly weekend 

Refers to a weekend (or other extended period of liesure time) spent with "just the guys," for the purpose of fishing, hunting, card playing, etc., that inadvertantly
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.

Tim, Billy, Gordon, and I are leaving for a hillbilly weekend on Friday. I can't wait -- ever since Stacy left me last month, I feel like I'm gonna explode. My arm fucking hurts...

hillbilly weekend by Dharma Midget October 20, 2016

hillbilly feng shui 

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.

"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."

hillbilly feng shui by S. Chamberlain March 16, 2007