Facebook hider

Someone on Facebook who consistently has a profile photo of anything but themselves - e.g., almost invariably a toddler, but a vague group photo, a photo of a cartoon, landscape, a flower, their feet, generic artwork, animals, etc., are also par for the course. Very often these individuals don't ever make a peep to you directly after they're let in, and instead enjoy quietly watching what the people on their own friends list do instead. Blowing the image they'd like to project of being "too busy for Facebook," they somehow notice within hours or even minutes after they've been deleted.

Michelle: "Janice is such a Facebook hider. Did it ever occur to her to use a photo of herself WITH her kid as her profile pic?"

Miranda: "Nobody does that! You're crazy."

by TexasAdder September 2, 2010

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Fat Hider

n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.

Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

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Rhino Hider

Someone in a combat related sport, specifically those of medieval reenacting nature such as SCA, Dagorhir, Amtgarrd or Adrian Empire; who cheat by refusing to take their hits, As in Growing Rhino Hide so as not to feel a properly calibrated blow. The only remedy for these people is to hit them harder..much harder!

I would have won that Tourniment but Sir Fuckstick over there is a Rhino Hider

by Saberslinger1978 April 6, 2013

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