hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

herses

A declarative third-person statement declaring that someone with an agenda or bad attitude, typically female, has been deliberately served with, or has taken something from the giver either knowingly or unknowingly. This can be negative or positive depending the context. Made famous in the hit single "Call Me Mother" by RuPaul Charles it is used as bravado. In a line from her most recent number 1 club hit, the reigning Emmy Winning Reality Show Host states to no one yet everyone who crosses her, or to someone who needs to be put in her place "...she already had hers, she been done had herses!"

"When I step into the room they know well what it do...oh she already done had herses...meaning I've already spoke with her personally and let her have it."

by Clever Marko October 30, 2017

ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

by cdafox September 22, 2009

mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009

Brandon Herrera

The sexiest man alive. Also one of the most quality guntubers (gun youtuber) on the planet.

His gun meme review is extra spicy and you should DM his insta saying he should do it more. He loves doing gun meme review, but send him vodka too.

Uses cosmoline in his Jesus hair

Besties are Demo Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics
(get them together without telling Brandon)

Overall good guy go checkout his youtube channel. @Brandon Herrera

1) Bro have you watched The AK guys gun meme review yet.

2) Nah is Brandon still crying in them though?

1) Of course home slice he saw an AK chambered in 556.

Brandon Herrera AKA Jesus

by CrossLoanCo. October 1, 2020

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

herrscher of sentience

Cutest thing ever, one look from her and you'll instantly buy her merches and become a no life instantly

"damn bro i saw herrscher of sentience yesterday and im now a no life"

by microwaveable February 16, 2022