Heritage

Person's background, tradition

It's against my heritage to ejaculate on cows.

by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010

canadian heritage moments

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.

I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.

by Care June 18, 2004

canadian heritage moments

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.

Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005

heritage bro

A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.

"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."

by ravie December 2, 2013

Hilliard heritage

Hilliard heritage got the shittest staff the principals are garbage and will get you in trouble for the smallest things

Heritage is the most Rachet school

Mohammed: goes into gym at hilliard heritage

Principal: gives him in school suspension

by Dwabtitshhhhh September 4, 2021

Heritage Hall

A subpar private "school" in Oklahoma City where everyone is too rich to work and too stoned to care. Only a handful of graduates have managed to get anywhere in life beyond working at their daddies' law firms/car dealerships or living off their trust funds, and literally 100% of the "successful alumni" live outside of Oklahoma. An incestuous community of losers who will leave the planet worse than they came into it, where football is worshiped and everyone is a lemming. A school you wouldn't send your worst enemies' kids to.

If you go to Heritage Hall and you're capable of reading this, get the hell out while you can and get a damn job. Preferably outside of Oklahoma. Stop pissing away your parents' money.

by mpddddpmgbddmbn September 20, 2012

Heritage Hall

Heritage Hall a school located in Oklahoma. The most expensive school in Oklahoma actually. This is a school where football is worshiped over everything else and the Athletic department is he most important to everyone here. Most kids who attend this school are snobby prisses who don’t really like you unless you are one of them, a snobby priss. If you happen to be richer than another family who attends Heritage good for you. You are automatically favored over them. This school also cost thousands of dollars so please do your parents a favor and go litterally anywhere else.

Girl #1: what school is that
Girl #2: oh, that’s Heritage Hall the rich school.

by poorkid65 June 12, 2018