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Helmut

Gettin some head, brain, blowjob, knowledge,etc. See blowjob.
this girl gave me good helmut last night, i nutted in her mouth.
by Shock C February 13, 2007
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helmut

Alternative spelling of "helmet" as made popular by rednecks and hillbillies.
Ellie Sue: Henry Lee, ain't you gonna get a helmut for when you ride your Harley?

Henry Lee: Naw Ellie Sue, I just took one of them there pots from the kitchen. Ain't much up there to protect anyhow, not like them jap-bikers.
by shadowfighter April 17, 2009
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Helmut

Also Helmut-Man, Helmut Man, Teh Helmut Man

The infamous (among many internet forums) picture of a man wearing a blue sparkly helmet and a black and white jumpsuit (from what you can tell). He is sitting in a car pulling a weird expression. He appears to be indian in origin.

He appears chopped into many photoshopped images.
lol, Teh Helmut Man!
by MotionCoil May 13, 2005
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German war helmut

Another term for a circumcised penis.

This term stems from the resemblance of the tip of a circumsied penis to a WW2 German army helmut.
Jane: are you circumcised?

John: Yup i got my german war helmut on.
by crustacean July 17, 2009
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helmut roll

an artists reference to the act of recieving (or giving for our gay brothers) head. ie...to have ones cock sucked!
Wally: Hey Stevo, did you hear about Spanner cracking his Sonia fair dinkum in the mouth, apparently sent several teeth flying.
Stevo: Yeah, Spanner told me all about it himself. He reckons that Sonai, or "the cunt" as he referred to her, wouldn't give him a helmut roll after he fixed the stove for her
Wally: Fuckin ungrateful bitch
by ulb remorse November 11, 2009
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Helmut

A nickname given to a person, typically male, with an abnormal large head. The size and shape of the head clearly resembles a WW2 German helmet.
ME:- Lads, this is my new friend .
FRIENDS:- Jesus what a massive head, we shall call you Helmut.
by Fireman71 June 2, 2018
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Helmut Lang

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.
by Ian Chode May 2, 2004
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