Helmet

condom on the top of dick, where dick is a head and condom has been worn for safety....

Chris always use a helmet before sex cause this ACCIDENT results in birth not in death

Helmet by Anks00 May 23, 2011

Helmet

A stupid person

see also: idiot

Helmet by alan March 6, 2004

helmet

the head of a penis also used to refer to those who are considered dorks, losers, nerds, or simply those who never get tail

Man, that dude's such a f****n helmet!

helmet by giblets January 13, 2004

helmet

(verb): To insert one's head into a sex partner's anus, as if wearing them like a helmet. Requires surgical removal of the receiver's sphincter.

Bob was not happy to learn he would have to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life following the procedure that would allow Janice to helmet him.

helmet by C. U. Farley May 22, 2008

Helmet

They suck and the singer is an asshole. I had dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin’ dick I ever met. He was also being a jerk to the wait staff

Helmet lead singer “Page Hamilton” is a total cazzo. I don’t like that guy

Helmet by Death Menace April 18, 2022

Helmet

A heavy metal band. They used to rock, but now they suck.

Haven't you all noticed that they sound different? Page Hamilton sings different, too. They sound like poppy mainstream crap now. They don't even sound metal anymore. It's not even Helmet without Henry Bogdan, Peter Mengede and John Stanier. Mr. Hamilton should just retire.

Helmet used to be a good band in the early 90's. But not anymore!

Helmet by not found [Error 404] October 7, 2007

helmet

to give head to a man

she gave me helmet on the first day she knew how to blow instruments in a good way

helmet by Niceemcee January 19, 2004