hellasexual

Someone who finds only men and women from Northern California to be sexually attractive

Shirley secretly watches janky porn from Sacramento. She's closeted and doesn't want her parents to know that she's a hellasexual.

by JamsToSinitta October 27, 2010

Hellas

Hellas, or Έλλας, is the Hellenic name for the region more commonly known as Greece, which is anglicized from the the name the Barbaroi Romaioi used, Graecia. Historically, Hellas was a disunified region due to its mountainous region, creating diversity and of course, fighting that made them manly enough so that Megas Alexandros could use some of them alongside his Makedonian Greeks in smashing the PERSAI. Although the Diadochoi power wasn't in Mainland Hellas, Hellas there was still known for the FIRST ZOO in the world (even the term Zoo is derived from ζωον, meaning animals) as well as some of the largest ships in ancient history (Zheng He and his treasure ships would have to wait one and three fifths of a millenia), as well as the invention of many war machines such as the lithoboloi and the katapeltai (katapeltai first indicated in Syrakousai, a Hellenic city in Trinakrie). Hellas' most important contribution to the modern world is that it defended democracy by buttwhooping the Italians under Mussolini, and delaying the Nazis enough to get General Winter activated to freeze Nazi ass, even though the leader of Hellas was Fascist himself.

Detractors of Hellenes, largely the Skopioi, say Hellass (ironically revering the actual name rather than using the name defiled by the ROMAIOI) because they envy the Hellenic contributions of the world: The Skopioi didn't have a republic in the 19th century!

ΖΗΤΩ Ή ΈΛΛΑΣ! (Zeto he Hellas!)
Long live Greece!

Hellas invented Lithoboloi. Rome invented orgies.

by HellasFTW December 20, 2010

hellish

used to describe a harsh toke of a situation or thing

that test was hellish dude

by stiger April 19, 2003

Hellaphant

An enormous amount of Hella used to replace the need for words like tight, phat or sick-nasty, that can just not be covered by the usual use of Hella

Those sneaks you got on are Hellaphant Micheal

by singah July 5, 2011

hellathings

A lot of things

If you saw a piff person you might say I'd do HellaThings to her

by RealistOTR February 14, 2014

hellastorm

A disturbance of the atmosphere marked by hellawind and hellarain, occuring in the Northern Area of California. Also known simply as "rain" by the rest of the United States.

I survived the hellastorm 2014.

by hellaija hellanson December 13, 2014

HellaSex

HellaSex means when you are a great person who only spits facts and their opinion is always valid.

Man I do love, HellaSex she is a wonderful content creator!

by KiraTheWeeb76 June 15, 2021