helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005

heldering

The act of tweeting from multiple twitter accounts, 24 hours a day that includes retweeting oneself from multiple accounts, unfollowing oneself from one account and then tweeting about about it from another. Extreme heldering often leaded to twitpic-ing on Facebook and verbal hashtagging.

I'm exhausted. I've been heldering all night. I'm so tired I can't even keep my twelve accounts straight. #damnheldering

by tcantor August 30, 2010

Heldana

Heldana is so beautiful she has this smile that brightens your day. She loves you make people happy she’s Avery caring person . Her eyes will just memorize you. And when she talks it’s really beautiful she has many personalities she’s very fun. She has a amazing body and when she has sex she’s crazy did you year the quietest one are the better one in bed (;

heldana is a dream catcher

by Heldana March 13, 2018

Helltard

A person whose place is reserved in hell and also a retard

Jack is a fucking helltard!

by I am someoneelseinsomewhereels November 14, 2009

helder

1 Dutch word for clear or light as a shade off..
2 Name of a dutch port.
3 family name usually with dutch roots.
4 Used in first name for men in Portuguese talking countries.

Helder is a nice man.

by Helder A de O Pinheiro December 2, 2004

Headtella

The act of covering a penis in nutella and then proceeding to lick and/or suck it off.

Z'Tanya is into headtella! she keeps a jar of nutella under her nightstand.

by Taruckus December 16, 2010

I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020