heisthead

Preoccupation with pulling a heist.

Throughout our dinner together I was suffering from a bad case of heisthead.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

Hesseltine

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

La Hess

La hess, a french word signifying a struggle, a misery, a crisis.

Do you want to come on vacation with me?
No, I can't. It's La Hess

by jazymtl September 27, 2019

Heisenbird

A methamphetamine manufacturer of the avian variety.

Police were thrilled about the arrest of notorious criminal known under the alias of "Heisenbird" Evidence consisting of feathers and large amounts of crystal meth were found in his nest in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

by Heisenbird14 October 5, 2016

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

heistmeister

One who has both extensive theoretical knowledge and practical experience in the careful execution of a glitch-free heist.

He is definitely “number one” in his field, he is the heistmeister!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2021

Alright Hess

To make fun of and/or back sass someone -in a sarcastic tone- for saying something that you don't care to hear.

"I'm going to bed."
"Alright Hess..."

by crazydrummer May 13, 2010