hedberg

An escalator that is temporarily stairs.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg

by !JayAm! December 2, 2018

mitch hedberg

a comedian with one of the funniest and greatest voices of all time considered to be the Next sienfeld (but funnier) but died march 30th 2005 about the time the pope died and his death got over shadowed by the Popes death though some people knew he died (including the fan basis of NGs . com)

Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, 'cuz the dude didn't even get his degree. Alright.

WHY The Fuck did mitch hedberg half to die what bullshit is this

by TheBoneThug July 31, 2005

heibernia

the juice emitted from the thelly

sorry i messed up your golf clubs, i just got all my heibernia on them

by lampre January 4, 2005

hibergaming

doing only games the entire day without eating anything, socializing, or doing anything that requires you from getting up out of your couch or chair.

side-effects of hibergaming:
painful ass
bloodshot eyes
deep imprint in your seat
sudden erection (severe)

John: dude where were u last night? we were gonna rave! Brent: sorry man, i was hibergaming to GTA IV

by brent the twinkie January 26, 2011

Héberge

The state of being an extreme silly goose/crackhead

Plural:
-hébergest
-hébergee
-hébergi

(created by eduff)

“She’s such a héberge!”

“They are being hébergest”

by hellomynameiseduff November 13, 2019

Herberger

An famous inbred Iowan family

Than guy looks like a herberger

by The Roman sex God January 13, 2020

hedbergian

Usage of phrases or mannerisms reminiscent of late comedian Mitch Hedberg.

girl: why did you put butter in this rice?

guy: the package said "butter (if desired)" and i desired it.

girl thinks: hmm...what a hedbergian statement

by undercover plastic man February 5, 2010