Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

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a fat

you heffer go eat a heffer

by hi August 19, 2003

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1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.

2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.

"Wow, Mary Beth is such a hypocrite! What a fat heffer!"

by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014

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A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

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Being compared to Hugh Hefner. A playboy man able to have a woman at any time and/or many women at the same time. Charms ladies with his personality or money, but is not always an attractive guy.

"Dude, I totally scored with two hot chicks last night."
"That's awesome! Man, you are such the heffer."

by information station June 1, 2012

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