Heffa

A nicer way of callin a woman or gay man a bitch

Damn, she is a real heffa.

by dino90404 November 29, 2010

Heffy

Short name for Hefeweizen, a type of beer that is brewed with wheat, as opposed to the more common barley. It's unfiltered, cloudy, and kicks the shit out of your common on-tap special. A favorite of beer snobs everywhere.

Slovenly Drunk: "Dude, let's go get a case of Bud Light!"

Sophisticated Beer Snob: "I'll drink that piss when I'm dead. Give me a Heffy or give me death."

by The Motherfuckin' Mailbox October 5, 2007

heffa

A large girl/person who actions and saying are ment to be attractive or cutesy but most definately not.

Yo that 200 pound chick has an icon of a baby platypus for her screen name, she is such a heffa.

by danibee May 28, 2006

Heffalump

A cute cuddly orange elephant with a mischievous personality. They have crinkly ears and flowers on their back. The can be found looking out of office windows but their favourite location is sitting on a stump.

What’s that cute thing looking out of that office windows. Awww, it’s one of those Heffalumps

by Heffalump Owner March 20, 2009

heffa

adj. slang for someone who has done something crazy or unexplainable. Mainly used to describe females and gay men.

"That crazy heffa done took my jacket." or "That heffa made me late by driving so slow."

by Marpessa Jenkins February 19, 2008

Heffaleupagus

A mammoth-sized, very large, ugly female that conducts herself in a "ratchet" manner, oblivious, not very bright, usually eats everything in sight, and does the dumbest shit that is hilarious to everyone else.

"Look at that sloppy ass Heffaleupagus running through the club like shes the shit."
"Damn! I just saw a Heffaleupagus eat two racks of ribs!"

by Noo-Cow March 5, 2015

Heffa

A cow sized bitch!

"Keesha, you heffa, shut your fat ass up."

by Matt Pwnage February 17, 2009