headtrip

headtrip (noun) something that you dwell on for a long period of time. often an irrational fear or the reaction to someone psyching you out.

she was giving me a headtrip, telling me how i did something like her ex, whom she has a low opinion of.

marsha always has a headtrip about letting jan borrow her socks, because jan is a little flaky.

dont watch fox news because it's all a big headtrip; people taping their windows with duct tape.

by livinglifebaby July 26, 2009

Hattrick

Scoring three goals in one game of hockey. Scoring three in a row is called a natural hattrick.

I nearly scored a hattrick, but missed the net in the final seconds.

by Sam Orr January 12, 2008

Headtrip Superstar

1. Crazy girlfriend or more appropriately crazy ex-girlfriend.

2. High maintenance type girlfriend.

3. Anyone who stands out among your friends who engages in extreme behaviors and acts out erratically.

4. Neurotic personality.

5. Narcissist.

1. "I broke up with that girl because she was such a headtrip superstar. If she didn't always get her way she would flip out!"

by TrickyDick69 January 24, 2011

Heartdick

The collective term for the organ that pumps blood and the male genitals. When a situation, person, picture, or thing arouses both sexual and emotional feelings, you feel it in your heartdick.

That girl is so fucking cute, my heartdick just exploded.

by pthetallguy August 22, 2017

Khyler hatrick

A very kind person who is always making jokes to cheer people up

person 1- who is that?!
person 2- that’s khyler hatrick!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

heptrick

when a complete grimy ass fuck has contracted all three types of Hepatitis (A,B, and C). They must where a Golden Sombrero to display publicly their condition. Other people are encouraged to throw hats at people wearing Golden Sombreros for the hat trick.

I was at an orgy in Brazil taking crack shots and sticking my penis in whatever holes i could find. When i got a blood test my doctor gave me a golden sombrero and threw hats at me and yelled "HEPTRICK!"

by Conniesaurus August 29, 2009

Brian Hendrickson

1. An artist who specializes in landscpapes and children's book illustrations.

2. A term of endearment to be used on your significant other; the greatest man in the whole world. He is the type who will give you a back massage, make you laugh, and buy you Burberry perfume when you're upset.

"Wow, you got me roses! You're a regular Brian Hendrickson."

by nowhitesocks September 28, 2006