Haskell

Crazy at times but still loving, loyal, and posses amazing strengt.

WOW, thats a Haskell couple right there- How sweet.

by Wildcheerri December 19, 2008

haskell

A haskell is any sickenly smug and contrite person who attempts to ingratiate themselves with an authority figure. Most typically, this would be the parent of a friend or significant other or a teacher. A haskell is a type of brownnoser.

Origin: Eddie Haskell, a character in the 1950's TV series Leave it to Beaver, is the namesake prototype haskell.

OMG sissy! I can understand your date bringing you flowers. But a bottle of scotch for Dad? What a haskell...

by ChrisSeattle December 26, 2005

Haskell

A Haskell boy is a super sweet heartthrob that is loved by everyone. They always want what is best for you but also know how to take some risks and have a good time. These tall, blue-eyed, curly haired boys will steal your heart and if a Haskell loves you back, you're lucky as fuck and you know it.

Girl 1: Wow I can't believe she is dating that cute Haskell kid!
Girl 2: That lucky bitch... I'm jealous because he is just so perfect.

by awkotacooooooo January 2, 2020

haskell

A large trailer park in Arkansas. The population of around 2,005. It was originally just a trailer park but decided that it was so huge to just make it into a town.

Welcome to Haskell Arkansas: Nations Largest Trailer Park!!!

by Stilts February 11, 2008

Haspill

A massive, fat, and repulsive person who smells like an infinite amount of shit. The person may be and is not limited to, having putrid yellow skin, a mouth full of odd colored shits, a school full of people who hate him, and having the stature of a large baby whale.

Aw man, here comes that nasty Haspill again.....

by ThePaleChild May 28, 2011

Eddie Haskell

When u wipe your ass with your hand and slap some one on there forehead

Yea dude i just Eddie Haskelled Adrianna

by FLASH NASTY September 10, 2009

haskell arkansas

Literally the most hick town in the state of Arkansas. It's not uncommon to see people driving their tractors...to school! It's small, the people are small time, and no one typically ever leaves. Those that do are the lucky ones to have escaped.

Person 1: you're from Haskell Arkansas?!
Person 2: damn straight
1: sucks to be so small time

by Thatonehick91 March 17, 2014