Hankerin'

Strong desire or want. Best used in the deep south, but other places are acceptable if used with proper accent.

I've been hankerin' for a warm slice of cherry pie all day.

by lbsrfr July 21, 2009

hankelly

the act of domestic violence.

Last night i finished off a bottle of jack and hankelly'd my wife up side the the head. She bled all over my sweater and the collar of the shirt under it!

by Gertrude Kamakaze January 12, 2009

Kentucky Handkerchief

The practice of blowing snot out of one's nose by pressing shut one nostril and violently exhaling through the open nostril.

Dude, my nose is running and I don't have my snotrag.

Just use your Kentucky Handkerchief why don'tcha?

Handkerchief

by docdoober1 July 21, 2009

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011

Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009

Hankelford

Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals.

"Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!"

"Fido, You're a Hankelford!"

by MaryIronman June 29, 2009