dutch handwarmer

Using flatulence to warm someones hand.

Whilst walking hand in hand along the canal, Clara complained her hands were cold. Stefan pulled Clara close to him, pushed her hand into the cleft of his bottom and released a deeply brewed air biscuit onto her cold hands. As Clara recoiled from this indignation, Stefan responded "It is common to use a dutch handwarmer if you have forgotten your gloves."

by 2Bears-in-a-trap November 12, 2020

The Callum Handwash

When you don't have hand sanitizer so you use soju

fuck i'm out of soju *drinks hand sanitizer*

also, i'm callum and i wash my hands, i call that The Callum Handwash

by crank that soju boy April 10, 2022

hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

canadian handwarmer

the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole

dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer

by j1n1produkshunz February 21, 2011

handwavey

1. iffy, not entirely sure
2. unclear

The science on that is a little handwavey

by robinsgirlfriend September 29, 2017

handgayden

A handgayden is a pejorative term reserved for a gay man that supports the TQ+ lobby and its goals to undermine and redefine the identities of gays and lesbians, sterlize GNC children, and encroach upon gay and/or lesbian spaces. It is derived from the term “handmaiden”, and is somewhat tongue-in-cheek.

That handgayden just called himself “queer” lmao

by A Very Smart Person . September 7, 2022

Hanaway

A devious underhanded snake or scoundrel.

Hanaway set me up!

by cannibalcat July 31, 2011