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Hanlicapped

Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.
Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen?

Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
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Handicapped Elias

Elias sprained his foot and is now handicapped.
Handicapped Elias can't walk on his right foot anymore.
by fortnitekungen69420 December 11, 2023
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language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey
I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.
by jeanine June 27, 2004
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terminally handicapped

A state of disability so severe that it leads to a cause of death
With the plays that Billy is making at second base makes me think that he is terminally handicapped.
by Iceburgaler August 1, 2017
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Digitally Handicapped

Someone who is unable to handle the modern digital world. A digitally handicapped person choses to live in an analog world and has trouble keeping up with the modern digital world.

A digitally handicapped person can't operate anything digital and have trouble understanding the basic concepts of the digital world like websites and apps.

Digitally handicapped people might try to go digital at some point but are most prone to phishing or social engineering attacks. Boomers who have recently created a Facebook account may or may not be in in this category.

This does not include people who understand the digital world and then choose to be offline for privacy reasons to limit digital footprints.
Person 1: Hey, checkout this app I made for making appointments with doctors online. Isn't it cool?
Person 2: What's an app?
Person 3 to Person 1: Show me, don't worry about him, person 1 is digitally handicapped.
by GShacklebolt January 15, 2021
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metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.
When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.
by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021
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