hackettstown high school

candy cult goes here so its cool

"hackettstown high school is such shit!"
"Yeah but it has the coolest group of buddies around"

by eboi13 November 20, 2021

Mark Hackett

An intelligent and thoughtful man. Friends love him and lesser guys want to be him. Reliable, caring and devoted. Tall and handsome. A strong man who drops to his knees in front of his woman to show her how much he loves her. He is dominant when she needs it, submissive when she wants it. He is truly perfect. All the girls love Mark, but who could blame them?

Alicia: Mark Hackett and his wife are perfect together, but damn I wish he was available just one for night.
Maria: His wife only looks more beautiful because Mark Hackett is so attentive to her needs in bed.
Matt: Mark Hackett is the best. His friends are lucky to have him.

by constantwatcher20 July 21, 2022

hasket

a shitty ass band from newmarket that got told to disband by every one of the judges yet still make music

wanna hear a shitty band?
hasket

by niggerlipsZsZsd April 13, 2009

hasket

the most fucking rad bad ass duders around that named their band after a childrans park.

acronym is:

HANDJOBS AND SEX KILLED E.T.

fuck everyone

Do you like to party?

Hasket

by JohnnyIsGay April 16, 2009

Hakkened

When a cosplayer cosplays the opposite sex or only cosplays the opposite sex and viewers believes the cosplayer is that gender but they are actually the opposite. Basically the cosplay version of catfish.

Sally: Omg I'm in love with this cosplayer he is so sexy and he nails each character.

Emma: Sally I hate to break it to you but he is actually a she, you have been hakkened.

by Goatgirl1111 September 16, 2021

hakker

a hispanic person who acts like a fuqing cracker

That hoe is actin like a preppy ass hakker.

by the H.B.I.C. January 14, 2008

Hackettstown

A small town in New Jersey where all the kids think they are from the ghetto. The whole town consists of either white or hispanic kids and everyone there says the n word and thinks they're black. Everyone vapes, smokes, drinks, and does drugs. People take their vapes to school and vape in the bathrooms but the teachers are too stupid to notice it. This town used to have good schools, but now, everyone's failing their classes and they never give a fuck about their grades.

person from hackettstown: wanna drink at my place?
other person: no, we're only 15...
person from hackettstown: so? who cares?

by secretfilesx March 26, 2020