save the hair 

What you say to a bald cop because most of them are bald or a large group of them are bald. Made by the YouTuber Supercarsuspects

“Bro there’s cops coming”
“Shit bro block em from the burnout”

“The are bald”
“Save the hair”

save the hair by Aiden2534 June 11, 2018

Let your hair down 

In general: to leave behind one's inhibitions or to behave in a way that is free from social limitations or any code of conduct

Let your hair down and tell me all about yourself. Come on. Let your hair down and tell me what you really think.

Let your hair down by Harald Fairhair January 5, 2012

hair is laid 

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

hair is laid by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013

Yee Yee Ass Haircut 

What’s keeping bitches off my dick.

Ah, nigga, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga.

Yee Yee Ass Haircut by PS1 Hagrid April 1, 2019

Bar-code hair 

A person who has the most ugliest bangs, so much so that the bangs kind of looks like a bar-code.

Natalie: OMG, did you see Maria's new haircut, She really got them bar-code hair.
Emily: I bet I can scan it and get free cilantro.
Natalie: ew anything but cilantro.

Bar-code hair by Misfit6969 July 9, 2020

Hairdemort 

\ˈherdəmɔ rt/

The true name of Donald John Trump, Sr.: He Whose Coiffure Must Not Be Named.

In the run up to the 2016 election, one can't turn around without seeing Hairdemort engaging in yet another round of name-calling or jingoistic neofacism cloaked in the robes of pro-American sentiment.

Hairdemort by Mollena May 20, 2016

head hair

When performing fellatio and a hair, generally a pubic hair, enters the fallatiater's mouth. Occasionally the hair will get snagged between the victim's teeth causing significant irritation. Another typical scenario includes the hair sticking to the tongue, often precipitating a half-cough/half-gag reaction similar to a cat coughing up a hair ball.

"Ugh, I always get head hair when I blow Tommy. I wish he'd trim his pubes."

head hair by Simply the best October 3, 2016